Wow, you actually clicked-on that link. You must be a lawyer.
User’s Acknowledgment and Acceptance of Terms
Point Acupuncture | Asian Medicine, LLC (referred to as “Point”, “Us”, “We” or “Your New BFF”) provides Pointclinic.com (collectively, the “site”) to you, the user, subject to your compliance with all the terms, conditions, and notices contained or referenced herein, as well as any other written agreement between us and you. In addition, when using particular services or materials on this site, users shall be subject to any posted rules applicable to such services or materials that may contain terms and conditions in addition to those in these Terms. These Terms are effective as of June 21, 2011 and are suitable for framing. We expressly reserve the right to change these Terms from time to time without notice to you. Deal with it. You acknowledge and agree that it is your responsibility to review this site and these Terms from time to time and to familiarize yourself with any modifications, since there will be a multiple choice test on said modifications.
access to the site
You are responsible for providing, at your own expense, all equipment and infrastructure necessary to use the site, including electricity, a computer, dial-up modem, mouse, keyboard and internet access (including payment of all fees associated with such access at your fancy, neighborhood, non-corporate coffeehouse). We reserve the right to either modify or discontinue the site, including any of the site’s features, at any time with or without notice to you. We will not be liable to you or any third party should we exercise such right. Although not an explicit requirement of use, this site is best viewed while listening to Thompson Twins.
Intellectual Property Information
You acknowledge and hereby agree that all content presented to you on this site is protected by copyrights, trademarks, service marks, patents or other proprietary rights and laws, and (where applicable) is the sole property of Point Acupuncture | Asian Medicine, LLC and/or its Affiliates. You also agree that it is in bad form (or “bad karma”) for you to create a facsimile of this site, even if you’re having a hard time coming-up with an original idea (or “concept” or “creative direction”) for your own acupuncture-related website. You are only permitted to use the content as expressly authorized by us or the specific content provider. Except for a single copy made for personal use only to show your “tender soulmate”, you may not copy, reproduce, modify, republish, upload, post, transmit, or distribute any documents, arty photographs or information from this site in any form or by any means without prior written permission from us or the specific content provider, and you are solely responsible for obtaining permission before reusing any copyrighted material that is available on this site. Any unauthorized use of the materials appearing on this site may violate copyright, trademark and other applicable laws and could result in criminal or civil penalties. Neither we or our Affiliates warrant or represent that your use of materials displayed on, or obtained through, this site will not infringe the rights of third parties. Nothing in these Terms grants you any right to use any trademark, service mark, logo, and/or the name of Point Acupuncture | Asian Medicine, LLC or its Affiliates, so don’t ask. The business cards were kinda expensive to print anyway.
links to other sites
This site is peppered with links (or “hyperlinks” if you used the internet before 1996) to other websites. Point has no say or influence over other websites and we’re not responsible or liable for the accuracy, availability/quantity of super-cute kitten photos, content, decency, advertising, products or other materials on such websites. The inclusion of such links is provided merely as a convenience and does not imply endorsement of, or association with, the site or party by us, or any warranty of any kind, either express or implied. You agree to use such linked websites solely at your own risk. Point will not furnish you with an “internet lifeguard” or a “father figure” to look over your shoulder and offer guidance. Additionally, Point will not be your preacher, teacher or anything else you have in mind.
Although this site may be accessible worldwide, we make no representation that materials on this site are appropriate or available for use in locations outside the United States (also known as “America” or “AMERICA!!!”), and accessing them from territories where their contents are illegal is prohibited. Those who choose to access this site from other locations do so on their own initiative and are responsible for compliance with local laws—but, really, put away your computer or “smart device” and enjoy your much-deserved vacation in the Bahamas. Any offer for any product, service, and/or information made in connection with this site is void where prohibited. Ya hear that, Iceland?
about herbal supplements
Herbal supplements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Consult your healthcare professional prior to use if you have or suspect a medical condition, are taking prescription drugs, or are pregnant or lactating. You acknowledge that herbal supplements may taste “kinda bitter” or “intense, like Nine Inch Nails” and such supplements will almost certainly NOT have the flavor of Tropical Skittles.
On occasions when you are dining outside of your normal place of residence, and on said occasions when you are placing an order for a refreshing Coca-Cola (or “Coke” or “Coca-Cola Classic”), you are prohibited from substituting Pepsi-Cola (or “Pepsi”) if Coca-Cola is unavailable. When your server (or “waiter” or “waitress”) asks, “is Pepsi okay?” you agree to verbalize the one following suitable beverage options: 1) Root beer, 2) Dr. Pepper, 3) Ginger-ale or 4) Royal Crown Cola (or “RC Cola”)—but let’s be honest here, they won’t have Royal Crown Cola. On such occasions when you ask for Royal Crown Cola and none is available (which is what will transpire if you pursue this course of action), the entire waitstaff reserves the right to laugh-out-loud (or “LOL”) whenever they are in your general vicinity (or “earshot”).
Tacos are delicious.